The IT industry seems second only to the pharmaceutical industy for swag and I have picked up my fair share over the years, including an oversupply of t-shirts and caps. Having quite a few Microsoft certifications I managed to get my hands on quite a few "certified" caps. Not sure that I have a complete set of them (at least the ones that were available when I went looking) but herein I post proof of my status as geek, hero, smart as* and ...  (thanks again Trika)

SharePoint Designer 2007 can now be downloaded for free.

This is a pretty good WYSIWYG HTML editor. Primarily aimed at SharePoint web pages it is also great for editting non-MOSS/WSS pages.